Naming weapons isn’t one of the things I really do, really. It’s a bit corny, especially since everypony names things in the most obvious ironic manner. Lacking that, it’s always something dark and edgy, like ‘Reaper’ or something like that. If I do name my anti-machine rifle, it’s going to something normal, but maybe not too ordinary. Maybe… Jack.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
Uh…you may wanna, say, cut back on the drugs a little bit, buddy. Or you could be completely right, because I haven’t ever seen a coconut before because they’re not really efficient based on the time and space required to grow.
Oooh, I’ve got one for this! What was it called… GO TEAM VAN HAYSING! My favorite vampony hunter from one of the only books I actually read from time to time. Good thing some of the classics made it through the censoring bureaus or whatever.
DO THAT AGAIN AND I’LL BITE YOUR HOOF OFF
…Well, you can thank Raider Frosty for that little outburst.
I think you mean Balethesda, the creators of the hit game Tomorrowind? Favorite game, 10/10. Would recommend.
I’m not sure you know how this works…
In doing so, you’ve revealed yourself! Come at me, uh, SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT POTATO BATTERY NUMBER SEVENTY THREE! …But seriously, who are you and why are you stalking me?
Woah, woah, woah! Okay, I’ll admit… she is really cute in her own little smarty four-shoes way. I don’t swing that way anymore, though! I’m with Rumcake now, and I’m pretty sure a three-way is out of the question. Well… maybe if everypony’s drunk enough I could get away with it…
Well, I’ve been on an ‘adventure’ this entire time, so I really haven’t had a whole lot of time for any R&R. I do, however, like to sneak naps when I’m not doing anything important. Otherwise I’ll do something useful like manage my overflowing inventory.