Ask Frosty Winds!

Dear Frosty. Have you decided on a name for your AM rifle? All the best guns have names. It's one of those universal facts of the wasteland or something

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Naming weapons isn’t one of the things I really do, really. It’s a bit corny, especially since everypony names things in the most obvious ironic manner. Lacking that, it’s always something dark and edgy, like ‘Reaper’ or something like that. If I do name my anti-machine rifle, it’s going to something normal, but maybe not too ordinary. Maybe… Jack.

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

Coconuts will soon rule over the wasteland, because they are so awesome and that they explode on impact with anything.

Anonymous

Uh…you may wanna, say, cut back on the drugs a little bit, buddy. Or you could be completely right, because I haven’t ever seen a coconut before because they’re not really efficient based on the time and space required to grow.

vampires

Anonymous

Oooh, I’ve got one for this! What was it called… GO TEAM VAN HAYSING! My favorite vampony hunter from one of the only books I actually read from time to time. Good thing some of the classics made it through the censoring bureaus or whatever.

*poke*

swampdawgs

DO THAT AGAIN AND I’LL BITE YOUR HOOF OFF

…Well, you can thank Raider Frosty for that little outburst.

Question, have ever heard of Bethesda?

Anonymous

I think you mean Balethesda, the creators of the hit game Tomorrowind? Favorite game, 10/10. Would recommend.

I'm secretly attracted to you. Like really secret. Don't tell anyone. Especially Frosty.

bioweapon-0073

I’m not sure you know how this works…

Aha! Found you.

bioweapon-0073

In doing so, you’ve revealed yourself! Come at me, uh, SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT POTATO BATTERY NUMBER SEVENTY THREE! …But seriously, who are you and why are you stalking me?

So that Tangerine. Pretty cute. I bet you have your eye on that flank huh? We all know you want to tap that.

Anonymous

Woah, woah, woah! Okay, I’ll admit… she is really cute in her own little smarty four-shoes way. I don’t swing that way anymore, though! I’m with Rumcake now, and I’m pretty sure a three-way is out of the question. Well… maybe if everypony’s drunk enough I could get away with it…

So Mrs. Frosty what do you like to do in your downtime between adventures?

light-trot

Well, I’ve been on an ‘adventure’ this entire time, so I really haven’t had a whole lot of time for any R&R. I do, however, like to sneak naps when I’m not doing anything important. Otherwise I’ll do something useful like manage my overflowing inventory.